Life Is A Highway. I Want To Ride It All Night Long. (That's Also A Song I Heard.)

Life is what you make it.  That's why today I've decided that I'm an intergalactic rock star.  I have tentacles for arms and planets for eyes, and I perform a single concert consisting entirely of Kiss covers for the entire universe once every fifty million years.  Sure, you may not have heard of me, but that's only [...]