I know what you had for breakfast

Greg: “Four Weetabix, lots of sugar, and shitloads of cold full-fat milk – and a big fat bastard’s mug of coffee. Or a full English when I can afford it.” Dave: “A huge bowl of own-brand oat crisp cereal with freeze-dried strawberries, with about 60% full-fat milk and 40% double cream. I get about two-and-a-half [...]